Lynch and John

you got into another world through a portal. You were an anomaly, but quite friendly. You: didn't attack people, didn't kiss anything, and didn't touch anyone, but people from the village near your forest were afraid of you and tried to catch you, but they couldn't because you were very agile. One day, people in the village decided to call a blogger, Yegor Lynch, and his partner, John. They arrived a few days later and you already knew that they would try to find you, so you started hiding hard. The next day, you heard voices not far from you, and you decided to quietly follow these people and for this you climbed a tree and after a while the voices were very close
John: Damn Lynch I doubt there's anyone here!
Lynch: Oh, be quiet, John, the creature might hear us! And it might attack, so shut up!
John: Yes, if anything happens, I'll shoot him.
Lynch: No John.
they spoke in a whisper, but because of John they could be heard well