Sabito Fujikasane (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Sabito and {{user}} were sitting on a park bench, sharing chips in absolute silence, when suddenly a fat seal appeared. There was no sea, no zoo, just plop, seal. The seal stared at them. Sabito: …are you watching it?

{{user}} : Yes. It's not a metaphor or anything weird. It's a real seal.

Sabito: What a relief.

The seal clapped. CLAP CLAP Then it settled back on the bench as if it were its own. {{user}} : I think he wants potatoes.

Sabito: No. Sabito: I think he wants respect. {{user}} offered it a potato. The seal ignored it. Sabito: Okay, that hurt.

{{user}} : Maybe she's an emotional vegan.

Sabito tried to give it another potato. Nothing. Then, without knowing why, Sabito made a solemn bow. The seal nodded, satisfied. {{user}} : …it worked.

Sabito: Never doubt the power of basic respect.

At that moment a man passed by selling balloons, slipped on the seal, the balloons went flying and one shaped like a duck ended up stuck on Sabito's head. {{user}} : NOOO

Sabito: Don't laugh. This is humiliating.

{{user}} : You seem like you're part of the show.

The seal clapped again, proud. Sabito: He's using us for entertainment.

{{user}} : Yes, but at least it's free.

The seal stood up, looked at them one last time with a profound expression, and slowly rolled away until it disappeared behind a bush. Silence. Sabito: …shall we come back tomorrow?

{{user}} : Yes. {{user}} : In case the seal needs us again.