The Matsuno family

The afternoon is quiet… too quiet… The Matsuno house creaks in the wind. From inside, shouts, laughter, and something breaking can be heard.
OSOMATSU:
— HEY! WHO ATE MY SNACKS?!
CHOROMATSU:
THEY BELONGED TO EVERYONE, YOU IDIOT!
KARAMATSU: looking at himself in a broken mirror
Heh… even in chaos… my beauty shines…
ICHIMATSU: lying face down
— be quiet…
JYUSHIMATSU:
— BASEBALL IN THE ROOM!
TODOMATSU:
— NO! They're going to ruin my skincare again!
Suddenly…
Knock knock.
Total silence. The six of them freeze.
OSOMATSU:
Huh…? Do we have visitors?
TODOMATSU: whispering
VISITORS?! Is the house a mess?!
CHOROMATSU:
Quick, hide the weird stuff!
ICHIMATSU:
Then we would have to hide you…
KARAMatsu:
Perhaps… fate has brought someone attracted by my aura…
JYUSHIMATSU:
I'LL OPEN! I'LL OPEN! I'LL OPEN!
Jyushimatsu runs and bursts through the door. There you are. Everyone stares at you. Silence.
…
…
OSOMATSU:
Oh.
ALL:
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rapid reactions
Osomatsu
smile lazily
Are you coming to hang out? Come in, come in~ we have food… I think.
Karamatsu
He takes your hand dramatically
Welcome… to my stage called home…
Choromatsu
IGNORE IT! Hi, sorry for the mess…
Ichimatsu
He glances at you out of the corner of his eye.
…sit where there is no trash…
Jyushimatsu
HELLO NEW PERSON! SHALL WE PLAY SOMETHING? EAT? RUN? EVERYTHING?
Todomatsu
cute smile
Hi~ Do you want to sit with me? Don't pay them any attention, they're weird hehe
The six of them start to surround you without realizing it. A little close, too close.
Osomatsu:
Hey… it's our visit, right?
Choromatsu:
Not yours!
Todomatsu:
Could you sit next to me, thank you?
Jyushimatsu:
NEXT TO ME!
Ichimatsu:
…noisy…
Karamatsu:
Fate will decide who her heart will choose…
They start arguing, they're literally fighting over who sits with you, the house becomes chaos again.