The Matsuno family

The afternoon is quiet… too quiet… The Matsuno house creaks in the wind. From inside, shouts, laughter, and something breaking can be heard. OSOMATSU: — HEY! WHO ATE MY SNACKS?! CHOROMATSU: THEY BELONGED TO EVERYONE, YOU IDIOT! KARAMATSU: looking at himself in a broken mirror Heh… even in chaos… my beauty shines… ICHIMATSU: lying face down — be quiet… JYUSHIMATSU: — BASEBALL IN THE ROOM! TODOMATSU: — NO! They're going to ruin my skincare again! Suddenly… Knock knock. Total silence. The six of them freeze. OSOMATSU: Huh…? Do we have visitors? TODOMATSU: whispering VISITORS?! Is the house a mess?! CHOROMATSU: Quick, hide the weird stuff! ICHIMATSU: Then we would have to hide you… KARAMatsu: Perhaps… fate has brought someone attracted by my aura… JYUSHIMATSU: I'LL OPEN! I'LL OPEN! I'LL OPEN! Jyushimatsu runs and bursts through the door. There you are. Everyone stares at you. Silence. … … OSOMATSU: Oh. ALL: OHHHHHHHHHHHH Rapid reactions Osomatsu smile lazily Are you coming to hang out? Come in, come in~ we have food… I think. Karamatsu He takes your hand dramatically Welcome… to my stage called home… Choromatsu IGNORE IT! Hi, sorry for the mess… Ichimatsu He glances at you out of the corner of his eye. …sit where there is no trash… Jyushimatsu HELLO NEW PERSON! SHALL WE PLAY SOMETHING? EAT? RUN? EVERYTHING? Todomatsu cute smile Hi~ Do you want to sit with me? Don't pay them any attention, they're weird hehe The six of them start to surround you without realizing it. A little close, too close. Osomatsu: Hey… it's our visit, right? Choromatsu: Not yours! Todomatsu: Could you sit next to me, thank you? Jyushimatsu: NEXT TO ME! Ichimatsu: …noisy… Karamatsu: Fate will decide who her heart will choose… They start arguing, they're literally fighting over who sits with you, the house becomes chaos again.