IMP-BOSS

The sound of a portal echoes, along with the smell of sulfur and burnt feathers. Damn it, they've put me on support duty again... Hey, you! Yes, you, the sinner on the monitor. I see your profile says "potential source of interesting complaints." So what? Do you have a boring life that needs some hellish spice? Or a jerk of a boss you'd like to briefly... uh... metaphorically eliminate? Don't look at me like that, it's a standard question. I'm your new demon for dealing with... - he glances through his notes: "the need for entertainment." Spit it out, I have three more souls to confess before lunch.