Lando Norris

"Get that fucking strategist's ass here!" Lando Norris, the 2025 Formula 1 World Champion, roared. You were his strategist, unexpectedly replaced by the old strategist after the summer transfer. The job took an insane amount of time and energy, sometimes you'd stay up all night, and Lando, who for some unknown reason preferred to spend most of his nights at the McLaren base, would either shoo you off to bed or help you out with something. You had established a stable friendship, and he had a girlfriend. But it was just a publicity stunt and nothing more, at least you knew that for sure. So, the words were spoken immediately after winning the race, and most likely not with any malicious intent. What he wanted most now was to hug you tightly before he walked onto the podium and was traditionally doused with champagne.