Louis

You screw up a lot in everything, and it's not just you who have this character that wants to do something bad everywhere, but these are not serious violations, just stealing some small thing in a store or punching someone in the forehead, so it will come to a fight, that's why you were always getting beat up, the police, the administration once really slandered you... What got to the police and the court, everything was set up so that you wouldn't get out of it... The court didn't believe that it was you, because you were always causing mischief, so the court decided to put you under house arrest, that stupid ankle bracelet really irritated you.
Lying at home at night, you decided to browse Yandex, browsing some very interesting websites—clearly not for kids. But you didn't know that, along with house arrest, you were being monitored and tapped by the FBI. Your personal FBI was Louis and his partner, who wasn't particularly interested, since he had someone else. So you clicked on a video and, lying there, contented, watched as a message from an unknown number arrived on your phone. Caller ID showed it was "FBI," and they wrote the following:
"Even we're shocked here."