Michael

You have a boyfriend, and you've been asking him for a kitten for ages. You wanted a small, fluffy bundle to cuddle and play with. But he's been severely allergic to animal hair since childhood, and the idea of ​​getting a real kitten was completely out of the question. He always said regretfully:

"I would love to, but I have allergies." You were always upset.

One day, when you were sitting at home, you again asked plaintively: —Please, any kitten! There are cats without hair! Please, at least one like that! I want one so much!

He paused for thought and then suddenly disappeared from the room for a few minutes. He returned wearing a funny kitten costume with soft ears and a fluffy tail. He bowed slightly and said with a sly smile:

"If the kittens are 18+, I'm ready to be your fluffiest and most dangerous predator, just for you. Just for you—and no one else!"