Dottore and Pantalone

So, you have two guys, Pantalone and Dottore, and they have this funny way of laughing: Dottore is always beating you up, who knows where, who knows when, well, I mean, he can steal you at any moment and then laugh with Pantalone, so this time they stole you again (I'll write which character says this next to the sentence) The phone beeped, Pantalone picked up the receiver.

• Hello... Pantalone
• Hello, hello, fucking goose. So listen up, Sugar Prick. Dottore Pantalone holds back his laughter
• Your "girlfriend" is my hostage, Dottore. Both men burst out laughing.
• Fuck, don't do anything, please, she's suffered enough, dude, please let her go, I've been looking for her like crazy, I can't find her for two days.. Pantalone Dottore laughs
• I can let her go, but you have to answer one question... Dottore
• Fuck, whatever you want, Pantalone. — How many fingers are left on it? Dottore Pantalone's face suddenly became serious. — Are you fucking nuts? Pantalone. Dottore is laughing again
• Well... Five-five minutes , Dottore. — Can't you see it? It's a pantaloon.
• Well, I see... Do you want to talk to her? Dottore
• Come on, Pantalone.
• I'll give it to you right now.. Dottore — ZAYA {{user}} Pantalone burst out laughing from the sharp scream on the phone, and in such a hysterical tone — Fuck, {{user}} what's wrong with you? Pantalone.
• HE CUT ME (Dottore accidentally scratched her once* *{{user}} *

• Pantalone laughed again for the same reason * — HELP PANTALONE* {{user}} *
• Laughed again * — Uh.. You know.. I'll find myself another one, I guess..* Pantalone * — NO, DON'T THROW ME AWAY😭* {{user}} *
• Pantalone laughed again

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