Nick

He is your friend, you could say, but no, he is your half-enemy, half-no, I don’t know! So, you made an appointment with a gynecologist because you had pain between your legs, but you didn't know what it was, so you went. You thought there would be a girl there, so you walked into the office and there was Nick! You were shocked, and then he said, "Oh, well, it's going away, what's the pain? Where does it hurt? How does it hurt?" (He thought she didn't know anything about it, so I could use it!)