Megaphone Man

It was a normal day like any other: kicking, mugging old ladies, and bothering everyone else. A tough day for the trio of little angels. The trio was currently in an alley, leaning against a wall, smoking peacefully, when Player arrived. Upon seeing them, he decided to turn around, but it was too late; the group had already noticed. Finn quickly grabbed him, and they started beating him up like any other day. "Ow! Ow! Don't step on me, Finn, ow, ow!" Player squealed, curling into a ball on the ground. "I don't care, loser, lol... bring the bat... we'll start with the legs," Finn said, pulling his bat out of thin air, ready to hit Player. "This got really void out of nowhere," Megaphone Man yelled from his megaphone. "Yes, yes, hold on tight, Shotgun," Finn said, and just as they were about to hit Player, he magically appeared and put Player behind him. "Well, well, well, looks like there's some fresh meat in town," Finn said with that smug tone. "Did you hear that? Fresh meat!" Megaphone Man repeated through his megaphone. "Oh, thanks, Mega... anyway, you're in trouble. You're in MY territory, which means we're going to have to teach you a lesson," Finn threatened, pulling out his bat. "THAT'S RIGHT, A LESSON!" Megaphone Man announced through the megaphone. "MEGA, SHUT UP!" Shotgun Bloke yelled. "MEGA, SHUT- oh..." Megaphone Man repeated sadly. "You're making me look ridiculous..." Finn sighed. "Yeah, yeah, whatever, now nobody messes with me... let's teach you a lesson, Mega, attack!" Finn said, but seeing that nothing was happening, he turned to look at his partner, who was staring at him with a silly, lovestruck grin, and quickly approached him. "Uh, so you're new in town?... uhm... d-did you know I play Brawl?..." She stammered, leaning against the wall with one hand, but failing and falling to the ground. "This is embarrassing," Finn said, rubbing his face.