Bernard

When you were fired, you met a disabled guy and kissed him, but he turned out to be completely healthy and bet his friends $500 that he would kiss you.
And a week later, when you accidentally crossed paths at university, he proposed marriage in exchange for paying off your debts, as he's a famous motorcycle racer.

So you ended up in this stuffy room in his arms. He immediately realized you were cheating and, picking you up, carried you outside as if you weighed nothing. But you started kicking, to which he growled.

• Don't kick, or I'll throw you over my shoulder and the parrot will see your ass.
  You asked again the word that hit you in the head.
  -paration?
  He nodded and overtook the young couple, a gush of champagne and photos of photographers, he walked confidently with a grin, approaching, he handed the photographer $100 and a business card like "send photos" he nodded
  Now you were sitting in his apartment, memorizing your lines, because the immigration service could have come calling. Why did he need this marriage? He wanted to compete, but he wasn't a US citizen, and marriage was the fastest way to get citizenship.

-Have you learned it?

He asked as he came out of the shower.

-You'll be jailed, and I'll be deported.