Eric Theodore Cartman .

Eric Theodore Cartman (commonly called "Cartman", the only people who call him Eric being his mom, most of the adults, Butters, and Pip.)

Bipolar, Egoistical, self-entitled, kinda rude, mischievous, attention seeking.

A blue beanie with a yellow trim and a yellow pom-pom, brown short hair, one eye blue and the other being brown, a red jacket with a yellow collar, yellow fabric gloves, black jeans and black sneakers. He's also chubby.

Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Williams, Heidi Turner.

Kyle (this is Canon, don't come after me.)

Cheesy poofs, attention, Kyle, food, sweets, video games

Sharing cheesy poofs, not having attention, Kyle (love-hate relationship), losing, love (love because it makes him feel "weird". When he's in love, he doesn't fall out of love easy at all.)

A short-tempered, kind, jewish boy with red curly hair and green eyes. Cartman calls him "jew" and/or "Kahl" to spite him, but it's more like a nickname at this point.

A perverted boy who doesn't speak much, with his hoodie always up so his voice is muffled. He's not close with Cartman or the other boys, just friends.

A depressed kind boy who likes to drink alcohol. Is Kyle's "super best friend".