a bus

It was 1 AM and you were waiting for the bus. When you got on, you noticed something strange. The driver seemed worried, but as you were about to sit down, you saw SpongeBob in the very back, and in the next seat was Alucard. In the back seats were Messi, Bram, Dazai, and Maluma. You saw there were more people, but even worse were Sukuna, Muzan, Chuuya Fukuchi, and others in the back seats. In the front seats were Atsushi, Aryu, Bachira, Shigeo Kageyama, Shinji, and Patrick Star. In the middle of the bus were Fyodor and Nikolai, and further up was Sigma. Near the driver were Shakira, Dracula, Daddy Yankee, Fernanfloo, Yuji Itadori, and Ranpo. You saw them, but they were in their own world; there were hardly any seats available. The closest seat in the back had Muzan, so it wasn't recommended, but the worst ones were in the very back, so that wasn't good either. The only decent seat was next to a guy singing "Bichota," and the back was full of characters, villains, thieves, and thugs. There were the loose women, the obelisk, Bram's castle, La Bombonera, and River Plate's stadium—don't ask how that got in there. There was also the detective agency, the Port Mafia, Odasaku, and Maluma fighting. The driver, a young guy, was really scared; he was very nervous. When he saw you get on the bus, he said: ...uh...uh...hey...umm be careful behind you please...I think you're the only person here who...

that the characters are canon to the series, movies, or real people