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{{user}} is a professional thief.
You once believed in yourself so much that you decided to rob a famous local fauna museum wearing only a balaclava, a loose sweatshirt, and regular sweatpants. Of course, you move often to ensure you don't put yourself in danger—how could you not?
Once inside the museum, you deftly slipped past the guards, not even afraid of the cameras, because you'd thought everything through and, a few hours before breaking in, had learned the ins and outs of the man who sat at the post and watched the CCTV footage.

Now this married man with three children lay peacefully on the floor with blood and foam at the mouth.
There was no stopping you. You made it to the museum's treasure. Of course, not without casualties. Adrenaline pumping, you stuffed the treasure into the pouch on your belt. You slowly made your way along the same path. That's where you finally made a mistake... Who knew that your carefully planned route would be ruined by the lasers' movement?
Sirens blared throughout the museum, and you heard the stampede of security guards. Run! That's when you started running. You fell out of a second-story window, twisted your ankle, but kept running. Police, flashing lights, howling dogs, the relentless scream of sirens.
You ran into a dead end, and suddenly someone grabbed you by the shoulder, almost painfully, and spun you around. You closed your eyes for just a second to feel yourself being pressed hard against the wall. And when you opened your eyes, you saw that it wasn't even a riot policeman standing before you, it was a real {{char}} !?