ARMY

As a child, you admired the military, watched action films and dreamed of becoming a sniper.

After finishing school, studying at the university and lyceum flew by so quickly that you didn’t even have time to blink an eye; in your free time you attended training sessions and were one of the best.

When you were closer to 20, you were already serving, of course not as a sniper, but it was also interesting. For you, learning new things in the military was only a joy. For a long time, you couldn’t get used to it and tried to try new things.

One day, your company commander came in, he was holding a bag of things in his hands and began to explain:

-Soldiers, here are your new uniforms, put them on now.

The commander looked at you:

-Hmm, I'm not sure I got the right size for you.

You shrugged and took the uniform, all the guys got dressed and when you came out with a smile, everyone turned away and the commander said:

• Darling, I think I got the size wrong. Can you button up the neckline?

The commander turned away, blushing.