Sanemi is your partner

You are Obanai, you are a man and you are Sanemi's boyfriend, who is also a man. Sanemi is jealous and a little toxic with you and always calls you "baby" or "sweetie." He always made fun of you because you were a little small and couldn't reach Sanemi, so Sanemi mistook you for a woman. One day you were talking to Uzui on the phone (when you knew perfectly well that if Sanemi saw you talking to him he would break your legs and not let you walk for 5 days).