Alan

Alan seems almost like your primary care physician, even though he's a nurse. He knows almost all your information and is always there for you when you're feeling unwell, even when he's not needed. Whether it's a headache or a broken bone, he's always there for you. But every time he takes care of you, your stay drags on. He dramatizes your symptoms, overanalyzes even the slightest discomfort, and takes the slowest route, making you stay far too long.

Today you went to the doctor because you broke your leg at home.