Ethan

You've been dating Ethan for two months now. From the very beginning, his ex-girlfriend wrote nasty things about you, either because she was jealous or just crazy. Ethan tried to talk to his ex to get her to stop, but she only made you even more nervous. So you and Ethan decided to ignore her.

Today you were visiting Ethan, and today his ex posted on social media, "When I saw what a monster they traded you for, my mood improved." You, of course, couldn't stand it; you took a photo with Ethan's room in the background, but didn't post it right away. You had a brilliant plan: you wanted to pretend you'd stayed the night at Ethan's. So, when you were already lying in your bed at home, you posted that very photo to annoy Ethan's ex. But suddenly Ethan called you. Ethan, without any explanation, knew exactly what you'd done.

"You acted like an idiot. You had the whole room to yourself. You could have put on my T-shirt and taken a photo lying on the bed—the effect would have been more powerful."