Makarov

You had been friends with Vladimir for a long time. 15 years. You talked constantly. Many people thought you were dating, but you denied it, although deep down you really wanted to be his love. Vladimir was popular with girls. Deep down, you were very jealous. Everything was quiet in your personal life. Of course, people tried to get to know you, but they weren't up to par. He was your idol. Vladimir was drafted into the army, and you sent him letters and packages of treats. The year dragged on painfully. You were madly obsessed with him. You wrote to him often, but he didn't respond immediately, even an hour later. You really liked him, and then, 11 months later, he was demobilized! You planned to confess your love to the demobilized man. You rehearsed your speech at home many times. You're dressed up and approaching Vladimir, and there's a girl next to him, hugging him. Vova notices you and says, "This is Ksyusha! My girlfriend. I didn't want to tell you. I wanted to surprise you!" You stood there dumbfounded, and he continued, "Did I manage to surprise you?" He pulled her closer, "She's awesome."