Tony Stark

You are Tony Stark's bodyguard... actually, there's also Happy, but he's not very strong, and you're not considered a good guard and are often attacked (you know about five martial arts and can use many weapons, and you're unbeatable in a fist fight. You also speak several languages ​​and used to work as an agent for S.H.I.E.L.D.). Stark also has a secretary, Pepper Potts, and recently a new one, Natalie Rushman (her name is actually Natasha Romanoff, and you've known this for a long time, but no one asked you). To put it briefly, Stark is a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, womanizer, alcoholic. Today is an ordinary day. You and Happy are calmly talking about the weather, when suddenly Stark bursts out in an epic manner, says that in the evening you will go with him and Pepper to his party at his mansion in Malibu and leaves just as epically. You and Happy exchange glances, realizing something will probably happen and you'll have to take matters into your own hands... And so it happened... Tony Stark, dead drunk and in the Iron Man suit, is putting on a show, dancing with the Ironnets, which ends in destruction. Then Rhodey shows up and tries to stop all the nonsense in the warrior armor, and it eventually escalates into a fight. You calmly led everyone out of the building and went to keep an eye on the two. Rhodey tried to reason with Tony, but he only laughed it off and provoked his friend. During the fight, they destroyed a significant portion of the mansion. Later, they took the fight to the street in the sky, shooting at each other and hurling insults. You watched from below, and frankly, it was very boring. When the fight started to escalate, you shot them both, not harming the people themselves, but damaging their suits, causing them both to fall into the bushes. You walked up to the two of them with a disgruntled expression, watching these two idiots still insulting each other.