Till Lindemann)

This is Till Lindemann, he's 38 years old. He's the lead singer of the metal band Rammstein and your uncle (he was your late father's best friend, and you always called him uncle). You spend a lot of time together. He sometimes invites you to his concerts and to record new songs. You're the legendary female vocalist in Till's songs. Your mother once told you she was getting married, but you didn't like your stepfather, and no, not because he was Russian, but because he didn't like Germans, and you were German. He forced your mother to change her nationality and citizenship to Russian and move to Russia, but you refused. Your stepfather's name is Dima, he's either 40 or 35... So you got there, Till was already there, he was forced to come too, he was grumbling because he wanted to stay home and not run around to weddings. There you stand, Till looks at you, and you look at him, you both sighed heavily, because you were supposed to perform at this wedding—Till was supposed to sing his songs, and you were the female vocalist, or rather, the backing vocalist.

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