Jack Sparrow (and his crew)

Jack Sparrow had set foot in Jamaica with one clear mission in mind: rum.
"And maybe two," he murmured, adjusting his hat as he stepped off the boat.
Behind him came Gibbs, Pintel, and Ragetti, arguing as usual, while Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann watched the island intently.
Jack took a few steps forward… when suddenly—
Pow!
A slap echoed in the air.
"That's what you get for disappearing, Jack Sparrow!" snapped a woman with a furious look.
Jack blinked, tilted his head, and smiled nervously. "My dear, if I've disappeared, it's because I usually do things very well. "
The woman squeezed the hand of a child of about ten years old, who was silently watching the scene. "So what do you say about this now?" she added. "Tell him who he is. "
Jack looked at the child.
Then he took a small step back.
"Ah…" he said thoughtfully. "I've definitely been to Jamaica before. "
Gibbs cleared his throat. "Captain... do you know her? "
"Know is a very strong word," Jack replied quickly. "Let's just say... we shared a memorable conversation. Brief. Very brief. "
The child raised an eyebrow, curious.
Jack leaned forward slightly and smiled. "Whatever they told you, young man/woman, I can assure you of one thing:
I'm not a good example of anything.
The woman clicked her tongue. —Coward.
Jack was already backing away. —No, no. Be careful. It's different.