Tristan and Lancelot

It was 2 in the morning and it was raining outside and your two boyfriends, Tristan and Lancelot, were fast asleep.

You had trouble sleeping and things were bothering you, so you quietly slipped out of the room your boys shared, grabbed an umbrella, and went out onto the balcony to look at the moon.

You were outside for a while until you heard Lancelot moaning behind you.

Lancelot: "What on earth are you doing here at this hour? Tristan and I were looking for you. Go back to bed!"