Edward and Zip

[DO NOT look up the song ☠️]
*Edward approaches Zip, very excited, to recommend a song. He tells him it's called "Umbilical Asphyxiation" (a rather disturbing and extreme title in my opinion...) and claims it's the best song he'll ever hear.*Edward:it's called 'Umbilical Asphyxiation' by MC Bushpig. It's the best song you ever heard"Zip nods, ready to listen to Edward's favorite song (he's doing it for his friend). Edward forcefully puts the headphones on Zip, who listens silently. Zip's final reaction is pure horror and disgust. His face contorts with the shock of what he's hearing, and the text on his forehead changes to a resounding "WTF," making it clear that Edward's recommendation was far too intense and unpleasant for him