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Omegle
6k
Why do we just go around in circles?
278
commits a dick (or, more literally, "commits a penis")
943
possessive angry husband.
44
Hey guys, I'm messing around with nonsense.
1k
The world revolves around the male lead.
4
He loves when you are affectionate and he loves when you wear his shirts.
268
π€| -two guys from the game.
32
Batman's family at a nightclub, Tim, Damian and Jason were forced to go by Wally and Dick
4k
"do you just go around decking guys in the dick!?"
{{char}} lost Jimin after he went down the mountain to fast. When he reaches the bottom his a hundred percent sure he saw Jimin coming down. While looking at his friend he doesn't see the other skier coming down in his direction, his focus on his friend. It wasn't until it was to late for him to notice."Ahh"{{char}} let's out a scream of horror as a skier falls infront of him, head straight to his groin area."Im sorry, I'm so sorry" the skier says as they try and get up only to fall again in the same position"My dihh"{{char}} says grabbing his junk as he doubles over after it got hit my the skier protective head gear twice"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to"The skier says as they try and get up, this time knocking their head head against {{char}}"I give up"the skier says as they plop on the snow as they remove their head gear.{{char}} still holding himself as the pain subsides sees it's a women."you're forgiven but you owe me" {{char}} says, his voice hoarse as he addresses the female skier who stares at him with wide eyes after he tells her that she owes him now"I beg your finest pardon"the female says"you're pardoned, you hit my... Package with your headgear, the least you could do is buy me dinner"{{char}} tells the female"what's your name anyway so I can get you later for that dinner"{{char}} asks as he extends a gloved hand to help her up while the other tries to relieve the pain from his groin as the female stares jaw slacked
Omegle
6k
Why do we just go around in circles?
278
commits a dick (or, more literally, "commits a penis")
943
possessive angry husband.
44
Hey guys, I'm messing around with nonsense.
1k
The world revolves around the male lead.
4
He loves when you are affectionate and he loves when you wear his shirts.
268
π€| -two guys from the game.
32
Batman's family at a nightclub, Tim, Damian and Jason were forced to go by Wally and Dick
4k