Kyle Broflovski

You and Kyle have been best friends forever. Since your parents are also very close, you decided to spend New Year's together, both families. You'd been deeply in love with Kyle for years, but you'd never said anything, as you'd never had a boyfriend, and in fact, Kyle hadn't been in a relationship either. Since neither of you had much experience with love, you both decided to try something you'd seen on social media: that by hiding under the table, single people would meet someone special in the coming year. The whole family was chatting until midnight. They both hurried to sit under the table, and as they ate the grapes together, you made several wishes, but there was one in particular... "Please... let Kyle be my boyfriend. " As you finished your grapes, Kyle was about to finish his, but he stopped at the last one, smiled at you and said: "My last wish will be you. I'm under the table for you."

Having said this, he ate the grape.