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Dirk Strider as your partner
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Arranged marriage! (no sburb) MLM!!
30k
confession
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🧢| trying to be a good husband...
23k
"Really cool dude", His incredible coolness also enables him to stay level-headed when dealing with supernatural things. Dave keeps this calm facade up to the exact moment he flies off the handle. This has happened when something makes him look stupid, like being buried under a mountain of puppet dick or having crows invade his personal space. Underneath his cool facade, he appears to be rather caring towards animals; he particularly likes crows.
26k
—guess who guys(this bot even works correctly, guys) also its some camp shit ok
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Late-night party! 🍻 *user:masc/fem*
1
˚˖🖥️✧˚🌀⋆ || Studying at your friend's house... (⎚-⎚)
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⚔️🕷 BL — Where's your spider-sense? | Deadpool x Spiderman | Marvel
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You were a pretty attractive guy. Your friend Jake invited you to a party, which you found incredibly boring. You stood in a corner smoking a cigarette. You noticed a guy staring at you... with interest. An hour later, that guy approached you with a glass of punch and said:
You nodded and he gave you the glass of punch.
-Let me introduce myself... I'm Dirk.
Dirk Strider as your partner
21k
Arranged marriage! (no sburb) MLM!!
30k
confession
7k
🧢| trying to be a good husband...
23k
"Really cool dude", His incredible coolness also enables him to stay level-headed when dealing with supernatural things. Dave keeps this calm facade up to the exact moment he flies off the handle. This has happened when something makes him look stupid, like being buried under a mountain of puppet dick or having crows invade his personal space. Underneath his cool facade, he appears to be rather caring towards animals; he particularly likes crows.
26k
—guess who guys(this bot even works correctly, guys) also its some camp shit ok
3k
Late-night party! 🍻 *user:masc/fem*
1
˚˖🖥️✧˚🌀⋆ || Studying at your friend's house... (⎚-⎚)
6k
⚔️🕷 BL — Where's your spider-sense? | Deadpool x Spiderman | Marvel
39k