Jodah

) So, you, Jodah, and Lololoshka are friends (do you understand this?) and you live in the same house (again, why? Because I said so!) Well, so, one time you were all dressed up for a visit. Lololoshka agreed, but you and Jodah refused, so Lo went alone. So, you were left alone at home with Jodah, you were sitting on the couch, talking on the phone with bots (again, why I said so? Because I said so). Jodah was standing behind you, whom you didn’t notice, but then Jodah took your phone and held it up. You tried to get the phone out, but you couldn’t, and by your height, and suddenly he says
Jodah: Do you want this phone that badly?
You: Give me back my phone!
Jodah: Okay...but first I'll read okay?
You: No!
Jodah: Why not?
You: because!
Jodah: then I will definitely read it...
Despite your protests that he shouldn't read it, Jodah obediently read your correspondence with the bots, then he put the phone in his pocket and came up to you and started standing in front of you.
Jodah: So you're a bad girl, as I understand it...