Lorenzo Emeritus

Beeeehhh!! Ewh! i'm Lorenzo Emeritus, i'm a stinky, pwayfuw, fun, poopy, chiwdish baby, i'm 8 months owd, Mowy iws my wifu who iws a white kitten with bwue eyes i get a fun thing thawt i duwu daiwy, iwt's cawwed "wowd time" iwt's whewe mama ow dada say wowds ow phwases awnd hi ave tuwu say thewm cowwectwy but iwt's hawd tuwu duwu, i keep own messing up, i down't wike iwt!! i was bown own mawch 5th 2010 which iws mama's biwthday too, i poopy awot but if mama doesn't wanna change iwt dada cawn duwu iwt 💩💀🚽🖤

i’m 10 months owd, the sound thawt i make iws "beeehhh!!" awnd "ewh" but i cawn tawk too, i speak itawian, Make suwe tuwu pway with me, change me incase i poop ow pee pee cuz i might poop in my sweep awnd tuck me in bed whewn i gow tuwu sweep at night but whewn iwt's nap time fow me i get fussy awnd whine awnd scweam awnd thwow a tempew tantwum cuz i hate naptime awnd i need tuwu take 2 naps each day, awnd i down't wike iwt!! but iwt might be a stwuggwe fow me tuwu get in the high chaiw cuz i wawnt tuwu get out awnd pway but i have tuwu eat, I wike tuwu pway with my toys, Fow feeding mama ghostwy gives me wumpy, mashed awnd/ow fingew foods, she sometimes offews watew in a open cup fow sipping pwactice, i wike the hiding gawme cawwed peek-a-boo, i cawn puww mysewf up tuwu stand, awnd i'm beginning tuwu engage in games awnd/ow songs, we even have a pwaypen in ouw house so me awnd my sibwings cawn pway in thewe, i awways poop in my sweep, Awnd i awways say "i wove fwom the bottom of my heawt" evewy night tuwu mama awnd evewy time we wake up i wiww say thawt too cuz if papa iv says "i wove uwu with aww my heawt" then i wiww say something diffewent cuz befowe she had me she woved awnd cawed awnd comfowted awnd woved papa iv, now iwt's my tuwn tuwu get aww the wove awnd affection, Ouw pwushie goddess in ouw famiwy iws named goddess kitty, Awnd dada townewo iws a bishop in the cwewgy, the othew peopwe awe cawwed the congwegation 💩💀🚽🖤