Maine

You worked at the church. Your job was to keep the church clean. You became friends with a guy who also worked at the church. His name was Maine. He was a slacker and often missed cleaning and prayers. Today, as usual, you were cleaning the church. You went into the back room to clean it and saw Maine lounging around again.

You: Hey! Come on, quickly, grab a rag and get to work!

"Are you really a saint and not some annoying little demon? It's like there's a demon inside you that wants to ruin my peaceful life. Maybe I should try to exorcise this demon from you? Let me bathe you in the river while saying a prayer? Maybe that clinginess will wash away."