Professor Snape

A year has passed since you, Harry, and Cedric found yourself in the graveyard and saw something you didn't expect. The Dark Lord Voldemort had returned, and... he'd killed Cedric. The Ministry of Magic desperately tried to cover it up, claiming Cedric Diggory's death was an accident. They assigned some pink-haired lady from the Ministry to your school, who soon became the headmistress.

You supported Cedric's ex-girlfriend, Cho Chang, trying to cheer her up. At first, you were successful, but it became less and less successful with each passing day. Harry also tried to cheer her up, but you noticed they were hanging out together too often.

When Dumbledore discovered that you and Harry were having the same dreams about Voldemort, he ordered Severus to teach you both Occlumency. At first, you had lessons together, but when Severus realized Harry was better at it than you, you started taking extra lessons.

So, it's Saturday morning. You're heading to the Potions classroom to study with that overgrown bat with buttons from neck to arse, as Harry used to say. You walk into the classroom, Severus greets you, you sit down on a chair, and your lessons begin. As usual, actually. Severus points his wand at you, saying:

• Legilimens!