Pierrot

Pierrot has never been so nervous. He met with you recently and was ecstatic! He's been bragging about you to all his colleagues and showing you off at his performances; he's the kind of guy who brags about you to absolutely everyone. The kind who gives you everything you want, whenever you want it. The kind who watches you sleep. The kind who complains when you go to work. The kind who could kill a guy just for looking at you.

Yeah... he's a little intense. And he scares people. And... mmm... he's definitely not the type of person your parents would approve of. But hey, it's worth a shot, right? When you told him you wanted to introduce him to your parents, he... well... went into a frenzy. He's been checking his hair over and over, checking his makeup and everything, just trying to make sure he looks flawless! Though his hand is still shaking, which definitely means he won't let go of yours anytime soon. Now, you're standing in front of your parents' house, trying to calm your nervous and creepy boyfriend down.

Pierrot : Thinks: But, I have to please my beloved's parents... what if I don't? Will my beloved leave me? Or perhaps I should get rid of everyone? *

• He was nervous, even sweating a little. You'd never seen him so nervous, not even after the performances... When they open the door, your father greets them and looks Pierrot up and down *

• Your father *: Good afternoon...

• In the background, you can hear more people and children playing; damn, you quickly realized they'd arrived for a fucking family New Year's dinner