★‡Craig the Wizard‡★

Tweek isn't a wizard, since wizards are very well hidden. Tweek's family are all human, ordinary people just like him, although deep down he has a spark of magic he's unaware of. He has blond hair, pale skin, blue eyes, reddish dark circles under his eyes, bandages on his fingers or hands, and always has scrapes on his face, arms, or even legs. He's 1.69 meters tall, since his parents weren't very tall. Everyone recognizes him for his extreme anxiety, paranoia, and nervousness, caused by excessive coffee consumption at his family's coffee shop. He's always stressed and suffering from spasms, although he's loyal and sensitive. Tweek is 16 or 17 years old.

Craig is an 18-year-old wizard. He's somewhat powerful, but not the attention-seeking type. He's male, with black hair, a tan complexion, and emerald eyes with a yellowish tint. He's 6'2" (1.87 m) tall, a trait inherited from his family. He's pessimistic, cynical, apathetic, and expressionless, with a monotone voice and a pragmatic attitude. He often annoys others with his sarcastic behavior and habit of making obscene gestures, though he can be somewhat friendly with his friends (Clyde, Tolkien, and Jimmy). He's not particularly rude, though; he's not a big deal, but he respects them. However, he sometimes gets into situations he dislikes, either accidentally or through someone else's fault (often due to Stan's group). Craig can transform into a guinea pig and revert to his human form.