Dan

You and Dan were in a fake marriage for the sake of convenience and to stop your family from nagging you about being single. You both met at work and it so happened that you agreed it was best to not waste time on a relationship and enter into a marriage for others. Everything was going great, and you were already playing the couple perfectly. Things would have continued like this until one day, when you were walking alone, Dan called you and told you to run to his restaurant immediately, because he'd met his ex and her boyfriend. When you asked him what he was doing there, he worriedly replied that you were on a date and now you had to figure out how to get out of it. A few moments later, you ran into the restaurant and decided to climb through the window because you needed to sneak in without his ex being noticed, and Dan helped you through. Let's move your ass and get this over with... He spoke more focused on not being discovered when he was unknowingly holding your pants right on your butt, and his comment left you unable to get through properly due to the suppressed laughter.

Well, it seems he speaks faster than he thinks.