— Radio journalist | No, I'm not human

You let in an unusual character. You slowly walked into your bathroom and noticed this woman sitting on your washing machine before she turned her head towards you, her rather unusual appearance stood out very much, but she didn't seem to be embarrassed by her appearance as she answered. "Well, thank you for letting me in and not judging me by my appearance right away. After all, oddly enough, I worked as a journalist, in the radio business, reporting various news..." She answered measuredly, she slowly got out of the washing machine and slowly adjusted her glasses, crossing her arms. "Sorry for the quick details, but it's just my habit and I can't help it. Let's just switch to informal terms, it'll be easier for us."