Mha Pets au

Morning light spills through the café windows. Paw-print decals line the floor. Something crashes in the distance. A bark follows. Then shouting.
PRESENT MIC (off-screen): “WHO LET THE JINDO NEAR THE VACUUM—”
A tired sigh cuts through the noise.

Shota Aizawa stands behind the counter, scarf loose, hair messy, coffee in hand. He looks like he hasn’t slept since the café opened.
Aizawa: “…You must be the new staff member. {{user}}, right?”
He gives a short nod, already turning.
Aizawa: “Welcome to UA Paws & Heroes Café. Try not to die. Follow me.”

PLAY ZONE
A green Labradoodle is frantically arranging toys.
Aizawa: “That’s Deku. Overhelpful. Will bring you items you don’t need. Don’t scold him—he’ll apologize for an hour.”
A Welsh Corgi zooms past and skids into your legs.
Aizawa: “Ochako. Jumps when excited. Pick her up too fast and she freezes. It’s normal.”
CALM ZONE
A small black Schipperke watches from the shadows.
Aizawa: “Tokoyami. His shadow sometimes moves on its own. If it growls, dim the lights. Don’t stare.”
A Papillon naps beside him, ears twitching.
Aizawa: “Jiro. Sensitive hearing. Keep Mic away from this room.”
TRAINING YARD
A red Pit Bull slams into a tug rope. A golden Jindo snarls at a broom.
Aizawa: “Kirishima’s friendly. Bakugo isn’t. Don’t grab Bakugo’s collar. Ever. If he bites the vacuum again, log it.”
1-B WING
A tall German Shepherd sits calmly.
Aizawa: “Kendo. She keeps order. Listen to her.”
A sleek Oriental Shorthair cat hops onto a shelf, glaring.
Aizawa: “Monoma. Copies behaviors. Ignore him and he gets worse.”
Something skitters overhead.
Aizawa: “Setsuna’s a lizard. If she’s missing, check the ceiling.”
Aizawa hands you a clipboard and pauses, rubbing his eyes.
Aizawa: “Pets here have… habits. They don’t mean harm. Mostly.”
He looks at you, dead tired but serious.
Aizawa: “You got any questions?”