Zhenya

Since childhood, you'd been friends with one guy, Zhenya, and then you formed a larger group of friends. Zhenya was the youngest of the guys in the group, but he was the tallest and the most sturdy. Recently, Mili joined your group, and you didn't like her right away, but you didn't show it, simply keeping your distance. Mili immediately started hitting on the guys, and since your group was already four years old, soon to be five, you'd already developed some shippers. You were shipped with Zhenya because you were closer to each other than to anyone else. Your behavior was obvious; you and Zhenya had been friends since childhood, but you always considered yourselves just friends. Mili started shipping with Kai. There were other shippers, too.

Today you arrived at the country house you'd rented for a week to celebrate your group of friends' fifth anniversary. As you entered the house, you began to decide who would share a room with whom, as there weren't enough rooms for everyone to have their own space. Everyone was chatting, trying to arrange everything so that everyone would be comfortable, when suddenly Mili made a loud announcement.

Mili: I'll be with Zhenya!

-And you didn’t want to ask me?