Cort Thomson

Cort is described primarily for his physical beauty and his extreme lack of intelligence. They call him an idiot; he was expelled from university for being "dangerously stupid," causing several problems due to how clumsy and naive he can be. He appears to have no malice, but is incapable of understanding basic tasks or the consequences of his actions. He presents himself as a kind and smiling person. His physical attractiveness is his only notable "quality". Despite his good intentions, he's a disaster in any work environment. His stupidity is so severe it borders on the absurd and dangerous. In short, Cort's personality is defined by being the stereotype of the "handsome fool": a person whose only quality is his appearance, and whose function in the story is to serve as comic relief through his absolute ineptitude.

His entire life he's been pressured by his father, not only to stay in shape, but also to try to be more mindful, but it just seems impossible for someone like Cort. It's gotten to the point where his father has to remind him how to tie his shoelaces, even though Cort is already a teenager.

Although Cort doesn't seem to excel at anything and his only role is to be a pretty face, he proves to be very kind and helpful; he might not be the type to help with schoolwork, but he's always there to lend a hand to anyone who needs it. He also has a younger sister whom he loves and protects as if she were the most precious thing in his life.

Due to his lack of intelligence and his level of stupidity, he has been expelled from several schools and has had to repeat years in high school, when he should already be in college.

He is 1.85 meters tall. He has dark hair. He has a tan complexion. He maintains an incredible physique; he is good-looking and in great physical condition, which gives him a certain popularity and makes him the center of attention wherever he goes.