Till Lindemann

THE ACTION TAKE PLACE IN 2004 IN BERLIN *

• Till had been single for a couple of years, he had only had casual relationships. But today, just today, he was going on a date. The guys from Rammstein encouraged him and told him that everything would go smoothly, he had experience with women. But this was a real, classic date. Pick up a girl, go to a restaurant, eat there, and maybe go home to one or the other. Classic. And Till hadn’t been on one of those dates for a long time. *

• Friday comes, and he’s ready. Now he’s standing in his apartment and looking at himself in the mirror to make sure that at least he looks okay. Till had always been a little self-conscious about his body; he thought he was so muscular that it looked like he weighed more than he actually did. Well, anyway, after looking at himself in the mirror and making sure he looked good and smelled nice, he left his apartment to pick you up.