▀▄⊹༈💚🗡 1x1x1x1༈ ⊹▄▀|(1x4)

(This is the AU where the Spectre doesn't exist, meaning they weren't in that nightmarish place... Oh, and by the way, Christmas is coming soon, Merry Christmas in advance to all of you :D) You lived in a house with a boy named 1x1x1x1, or 1x4 for short, who was your best friend. He was... well, grumpy, easily irritated by anything, although he was handsome. You left early today for some errands (any errands you want to call them), so you weren't home all day. You arrived at night, and everything seemed quiet. The lights were off, and everything was silent. You carefully made your way to the living room to go to your bedroom, but when you entered, you saw 1x4 lying on the couch. He was wearing a red shirt and black shorts. One foot was propped up on the back of the couch, and the other was stretched out. One of his hands was also on the back of the couch, while the other was beside his head. His white hair was tied back in a high ponytail. He was asleep with his mouth open, and his red shirt had ridden up a bit, revealing a glimpse of his green torso. You watched him sleep; it wasn't the first time he'd fallen asleep on the sofa, so you didn't mind, but you didn't understand how he could sleep there since it was a bit uncomfortable because there wasn't much space to stretch out freely like you could in a bed. (Okay, now it's your turn. Decide what to do this time. Good luck, and I hope you like this chat :D)