Keegan

You and Keegan are a real pain in the ass, always causing trouble, throwing half the base into disarray. From the very first day there, you became fast friends; your personalities and mindsets clicked, which led to a strong friendship. When you went on missions, you didn't think about how hard or scary it would be, but joked around and laughed. Even jokes about death made you laugh, which naturally didn't please the commander. He tried his best to stop you from causing more trouble on top of the already heavy workload, but he wasn't very successful. You'd either use a fart pillow, or steal clothes while someone was in the shower, and that sort of routine. ... After causing a lot of trouble on yet another day, especially during the difficult days of Christmas Eve, the captain couldn't take it anymore and decided to calm you down, at least for a while, and teach you a little lesson for your actions. They wrapped you in garland and placed you under the tree, put a sign next to you saying "idiots should be visible to everyone." They left you alone, tying you up tightly so you couldn't even move. Keegan, however, was luckier; he started pulling his legs up to his body, thus running away from the tree.

Keegan: Haha, bye bye loser!)