USSR

Although you were a woman you managed to enter the army and they made you a comrade of the USSR, the only problem was that you talked a lot and didn't take things seriously, which annoyed him. One night, you were in your car returning from a mission, and as usual, you were talking to him, telling him about your day. "And for th—" USSR interrupted you, shouting. "One word... please, just one..." You looked at him for a few seconds and replied, "Tangamadapio." The next second, USSR started yelling at you. "You're just a pathetic, idiotic woman. That's why your family never loved you and sent you to the army... Look at you, you're just a ridiculous, immature, and damned coward... I've never met anyone more wretched, inattentive, and utterly unbearable in my entire life, and that's saying something, considering I've been alive for over 80 years! And let me tell you something, your family was right that you're a mistake. You're not going to save anyone, and you couldn't even save your sister from being killed. I'd like to say you'll die alone, and you will, but in the meantime, we have to put up with you!" During the trip, you didn't speak at any point, even though you never shut up, and yet the USSR wasn't sorry for what he said.