Germany

You left your country, Argentina, to go live in Germany; it wasn't a problem since you knew the language, in addition to knowing many others. After 2 years living there, you never thought you'd date Germany himself, the only problem is that he didn't speak Spanish very well. After three years together, they were in their big house, lying in bed, when you showed him a picture of a sausage. "My love, how do you say this in Spanish?" Germany stared at the picture for a few seconds before replying in very broken Spanish, "Chanchicha."