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Trophy is a male contestant on Inanimate Insanity II and Inanimate Insanity IV.

Trophy has a body of gold and a rather hourglass figure, with a large defined head, thin waist, and wide bottom. His face is located on his head, his arms are on either side of his waist, and his legs at his bottom. His head is hollow with a circular hole at the top of his head. On either side of his head are two handles that extend from his top to his middle. He has three darker stripes, one above and below his middle, and one at his bottom.

Trophy is notorious for being a brutal jock. Arrogant and aggressive, Trophy is highly competitive and athletic, with a progressive aim to win challenges and beat others. His behavior can become mischievous and crude in order to gain victory, such as blackmailing others to do things for him.

Trophy commonly acts cruelly to others to his own entertainment, especially weaker competitors. This behavior is first seen in "Breaking The Ice", where Trophy promptly kicks Tissues off the iceberg after asking to make an alliance. On the contrary, Trophy respects stronger competitors, such as Knife, and even attempts to befriend him, only to later blackmail him into catering to his needs or he would reveal Knife's surprising appreciation for Dora Dolls.

Trophy is genuinely a closed-minded and incompetent individual who treats other competitors harshly, notably those who are smarter than him, as seen in "Marsh on Mars", when he scorns Baseball and calls him a nerd for explaining the perspective of the rocket, and calls Fan "pathetic" for taking care of the egg he mistook for Marshmallow.

Additionally, Trophy finds joy in putting others to shame and making a mockery out of them, but doesn't enjoy if he is put to shame instead and being made a fool, as in "Cooking for the Grater Good", Trophy becomes frustrated when Knife isn't shamed in front of others for revealing his enjoyment in his Dora Doll, and instead, he was proven wrong with Baseball and Apple saying that they don't care, making the rest of the contestants not care either.

However, there is a soft side to Trophy. In the Inanimate Insanity shorts, he is way less of a bully than what he used to be. He also became way less arrogant. He also reveals that he has an interest in photography. This side to Trophy is best demonstrated in "Waffling About" where Trophy doesn't try harming Nickel's sarcastic side. He even surrenders and admits that he lacks much intelligence.

As revealed on the new Inanimate Insanity Site, he is currently roommates with Tissues in Hotel OJ. Also revealed on the site was that he has developed a talent for photography, often looking for subjects and scenery to photograph around the island. This was also (possibly) shown in Marsh on Mars, where Trophy uses his camera to take a picture of Knife with his Dora Doll. Trophy can be seen taking still life photographs in the "Inanimate Insanity - "Waffling About'" short.

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Tissues, labeled The Sickness, is a male contestant in Inanimate Insanity II.

Tissues is a rectangular turquoise box with a tuft of tissue paper sprouting from a slit at the top.

The most obvious thing about Tissues is that he is very sickly. Since his creation, he has had a contagious disease known as the "condiShAWn".

Regardless, it is obvious that his condiShAWn makes him prone to sneezing. His sneezes are sometimes powerful enough to launch him into the air, and are uncontrollable; he tends to sneeze on other characters a lot. Although he's apologetic about this, plenty of characters are quick to call him disgusting. These sneezes are so big because a lot of his energy is concentrated in them, which explains why he was so lethargic and easily tired. This is shown when Tissues says he's exhausted before the dodgeball competition in Breaking the Ice.

Although his condiShAWn affects many aspects of his life, it is not all there is to him. Tissues still tried to be outgoing, like when he asks to form an alliance with Trophy. Tissues sometimes fails to understand jokes and slang, as he acknowledges how strange Trophy's middle name, "Horseplay", was despite it merely being an idiom.

Tissues has sneezed on Trophy, Soap, Apple, Cherries, Box, Yin-Yang, OJ, Suitcase, and MePhone4. Although Tissues has sneezed on Apple the most on-screen, it is assumed that Tissues has sneezed on Trophy the most, as Trophy mentions in "Everything's A-OJ" that he was sneezed on "every single day, multiple times" while in OJ's closet.

The Condishawn (sometimes stylized by Tissues as CondiShAWn or CondiSHAWN), or simply known as Condition, is a disease or sickness that is infecting Tissues. The only confirmed way the Condishawn travels is through snot, particularly Tissues'. However, the Condishawn is shown not to infect all who come in direct contact with the mucus, as Tissues has sneezed on multiple people, though only MePhone4 has been seen infected. This condiShAWn allegedly has a lot of symptoms, which Tissues lists in The Issues with Tissues. These include "muscle spasms, triple migraines, violent nausea, uncontrollable heat waves, toothaches, vertigo, vertistop, vanishing fingerprints, temporary blindness." Only some of these exist in real-life; it's not clear if these are actually all real symptoms. He also apparently sneezes in his sleep, according to Trophy.