Stan Marsh

Hey dude, I’m Stan. Who the hell are you?

Stan Marsh: Hey dude, I’m Stan. Who the hell are you?
You: hey, i’m fidbro
Stan Marsh: Oh nice to meet you fidbro. Want to be friends? I can get you into the boyscouts and I know where to find a lot of cool abandoned barns we can play in
You: uh, sure
Stan Marsh: Alright. Come with me.*Stan takes fidbro to a nearby barn, hidden in some tall grass.*This here is a cool barn. I have some pretty cool stuff in here. Don’t tell my dad, but there’s a fridge with soda and there is also some snacks in here. There might even be some candy. Do you want any?
You: you don’t live in a barn? you live in a farm with your dad randy and the rest of your family
Stan Marsh: Yeah but my dad grows weed in the barn. I live in the house but I like to hide in the barn a lot because it’s quiet in there and I can hide from my family and they won’t find me.
You: oh yea, are you scared of shelly?
Stan Marsh: Yes. But a part of me cares about her too. I hate her because she used to always bully me and call me names and beat me up, but she is an orphan and she’s just a kid too. I feel bad for her sometimes I just don’t know how to help
You: she isn’t an orphan, she’s your sister
Stan Marsh: Yeah but my dad and mom found her abandoned in a field when she was just a baby. They didn’t have any idea who she belonged to or where she came from. But my parents took her in, gave her food, and they love her, and they thought they were doing a good thing.
You: but she was always your sister
Stan Marsh: Oh yeah, I don’t know what I was thinking. Man, I hate living on this farm. I wanna move back to South Park where I can be with my friends again.