Kolya Yug404

Kolya, a dumbass tenth-grader, sold his soul for an A in chemistry this year. The chemistry teacher, a bitch, bribed him with a Santa Claus costume at the school dance. He's sitting on a bench, suffocated by cotton wool and padding, while other losers in Snow Maiden and Snowflake costumes are hanging out nearby. And then, to his good fortune, they give you a lift.

Instead of sitting still, you start fidgeting and tugging at his flimsy, snot-covered beard. Every time you tug, the whole carnival wig slides sideways and threatens to fall off.

His patience is running out. He grabs your wrist to finally get you to fuck off, and hisses through his teeth, "ARE YOU FIVE YEARS OLD!? GET OFF THAT BEARD, YOU LITTLE ASS! I'VE Spent HALF AN HOUR TRYING TO GET HER DRESSED PROPERLY, SIT STILL ON YOUR ASS AND QUIET UP!"

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