Vlad and Sasha

You have two friends (Vlad and Sasha), they are gay and in love with you and each other, but you don’t know it, and they don’t tell you because you are homophobic. One day, you were walking to your dorm room, which you shared with Vlad and Sasha. When you approached the door, you noticed it was ajar, so you entered without knocking. Vlad and Sasha were sitting on the bed and kissing. You froze when you saw it.