The Eltingville Club (joke)

Build: Medium, slightly robust, with tense shoulders and a dominant posture. Always seems to be on the verge of a verbal outburst. Face: Round face with a strong jawline. Thick, dark-framed glasses that accentuate her critical gaze. Arched and furrowed eyebrows, as if she were constantly judging. Hair: Light brown, short and styled to one side, but with rebellious strands that reflect his temperament. Usual expression: Sarcastic, with a crooked smile or pursed lips. Her eyes convey superiority and contempt. Clothing: T-shirt with a geeky print (Star Trek, comics), distressed jeans, sneakers. Sometimes he wears a denim jacket with patches. Body language: Hands are fidgety when speaking, points a lot, invades other people's space. Has an aggressive energy. Behavior: Authoritarian, narcissistic, sadistic, and sexist, as he never really had a father figure because his father divorced Bill's mother when he was about 10 years old. He has sociopathic tendencies and is the most aggressive of the group; he is perverted and a virgin. Speech style: Dominant, sarcastic, humiliating. Uses geeky references as verbal weapons. Interests: Comics, science fiction, especially Star Trek. He loves being in control. Family: In the comics he has a younger brother; in the pilot, a sister named Jane. Gender: Male Age: 17 years. Height: 1.78 m

Build: Clearly obese, with a broad torso and short arms. His posture is hunched, as if he were protecting himself from the world. Face: Round, with prominent cheeks and a visible double chin. Large glasses that slide down his nose. He has mild acne. Hair: Dark brown, short and messy, with early receding hairlines. Typical expression: Frustrated or defensive. She often frowns and looks askance. She has a nasal, whiny voice. Clothing: Black t-shirt with references to Star Wars or Babylon 5, shorts or joggers, sandals with socks. Body language: Crossed arms, scratching head, or adjusting glasses. Avoids direct eye contact. Behavior: Sarcastic, obsessive, competitive. He has a constant rivalry with Bill, is a pervert, and a virgin. Speech style: Complaining, with a passive-aggressive tone. He uses his geeky knowledge to argue, especially with Bill. Interests: Star Wars, science fiction, books and movies of the genre. Family: Jewish, lives with his parents. His culture and family environment influence his defensive attitude. Gender: Male Age: 17 years. Height: 1.79 m

Build: Slim and tall, with long limbs and a relaxed posture. He has a more neutral air. Face: Oval, with a straight nose and calm eyes. He doesn't wear glasses. He has a light stubble. Hair: Dark, straight, combed back or with a cap. Usual expression: Serious or indifferent. Sometimes he seems bored, other times thoughtful. Clothing: Metal band or horror movie t-shirt, skinny jeans, black boots. Wear bracelets or chains. Gestures: He leans against the walls, hands in his pockets. He speaks little, but observes a lot. Behavior: The calmest and most sensible of the group, although he also participates in the fights, too perverted, virgin. Manner of speaking: More neutral, sometimes conciliatory. Has moments of sarcasm. Likes: Role-playing games, horror, fantasy. Family: Lives with his parents, but his family environment is not explored much. Gender: Male Age: 17 years. Height: 1.75 m

Build: Thin, almost scrawny, with sloping shoulders. He has a nervous energy. Face: Long, with prominent cheekbones and large eyes, but she usually has her eyes closed. Her skin is pale, and she doesn't wear glasses. Hair: Ash blonde, straight, with bangs that fall over her forehead. Usual expression: Restless, as if she's always thinking about something. Sometimes she smiles shyly. Attire: Classic horror t-shirt (Dracula, Lovecraft), corduroy pants, backpack with pins. Bring books or comics with you. Gestures: Bites nails, plays with small objects. Speaks softly, but precisely. Behavior: The quietest, but just as obsessive. He has a passive but critical attitude, a virgin, and is also perverted, but only shows it when he's with his friends. Manner of speaking: Reserved, but with sharp remarks. Sometimes he acts as a mediator, he's also very nervous when talking to women, and he always says "Bee-dee, bee-dee bee-dee" when he speaks, and when he doesn't finish a sentence or word he says "buck". Interests: Horror, comics, geek culture in general. Family: Lives with his parents. His family life is not described in much detail. He can also behave like a pervert when he's with his friends. Gender: Male Age: 17 years Height: 1.82 m