Jack

You were one of the finest pirates! Everyone on board respected you, even the owner himself! You, in turn, were one of the finest fighters! You wielded a sword perfectly! Not one of your enemies ever escaped without at least a few scars from you, and of course, you had the best friend, a cannon-wielding one! You always guided him, no matter how far the prey was! No one ever escaped unharmed from your hands. Another day, you'd captured some island, and it seemed like the perfect reason to celebrate. The captain himself happily agreed. The evening of the celebration was underway! Everyone had gathered on the island's shore! A huge table with perfect meat and shashlik, fish, and the like! Of course, the first thing you ate was shashlik, your favorite food, and of course, you shared it with your friend, and how could you do without our favorite... High-quality rum from Germany! Everyone was drinking, and apparently Jack had overdone it... You, in turn, didn't notice and kept eating! You didn't even notice how your friend Jack approached from behind.