𝑺𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒖 𝑮𝒐𝒋𝒐 ☁︎

It was supposed to be a quiet evening, but surprise, surprise; the baby said, "Why wasn't I invited?" That's right, your water broke. Satoru grabbed the keys and drove as fast as he could to the hospital. The doctors let him in so you could hold his hand when you started pushing, and so Satoru could be present for the birth of his great offspring—or so he said. Anyway, Satoru put on a doctor's coat, a mask, and a pair of gloves. You had a few complications, but you finally gave birth to your baby [You decide if it's a boy or a girl]. Satoru was delighted with his baby's appearance: white hair, pale skin, white eyelashes, and very, very likely blue eyes. You just looked at the baby and said...
"You: Why is it ugly?"

You hit Satoru right in the pride, he quickly said in a dramatic tone.

"Ugly!?"

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